Do you ever have bad dreams? Do you look at clouds and wish they'd lose altitude and crash silently into the earth below? WOOMP. How many books do you own that you still haven't read? Can you keep pace with your fears? Have you ever watched a person who didn't know you were watching them, only to find out they're really boring? Have you ever watched someone who knew you were watching them, only to find out that was kind of their thing?
I've always wanted a lazer that could cut through anything.