I don't have the moral high ground on much. But there are a few things i would never do. And i don't like it when i'm lied about, especially concerning those (admittedly few) items. You could say that i fuck dudes, you could say that i cheat on my taxes, you could say that i litter. You could say that i stole a pen from the bank, you could say that i lied to my parents, that i used the carpool lane when i shouldn't have. You could say that i ran over that animal on purpose. You could say all kinds of shit, slander of this sort rolls off my back pretty easily.
Don't know where i was going with that exactly.